Weird Names Anonymous News:
-Police report that an insane Panda Bear is on the loose. It is charged for attempted murder and theft. Luckily, I we got an interview with the victim. Read on..
Victim: I was at Burgar King when this Panda Bear came in. (sniff) He ordered a Whopper, fries, and a large soda. Since we don't get many Panda Bears, the manager came out to see if he was satisfied. Instead of answering him, he pulls out a gun and shoots it and the air. The manager asked him why he did that, and the Panda said to look it up in the dictionary, then he left. We looked Panda Bears up in the dictionary, and it read:
Panda Bear: Usually eats shoots and leaves.
Hardy-har-har-har!
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